Goofus and Gallant Chapter 3: Vice President Gallant likes numbers. Lots and lots of numbers. By Jake Tapper. Published October 24, 2000 8:44PM (EDT) --Shares. Facebook. Twitter. Reddit. Email.

They looked up an old journalistic ethics book and saw the words "Avoid pandering to lurid curiosity." So there's your Goofus and Gallant for today.