What happened to the customers (who wore argon laser safety glasses) or the sales critter (who left soon after) is not described, but both may have received some bad news when they had their eyes ...

The game’s title is quite literal, as you play as someone named Lorelei who has, wait for it, laser eyes. It’s set inside of a mysterious mansion, with a mostly black-and-white color palette.

Ever since U.S. Senator Cynthia Lummis updated her Twitter avatar to an image of herself with Bitcoin laser eyes, politicians around the world have been signaling their support for a truly sound, ...