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The path for current student loans is uncertain, but forgiveness options look even less likely for future borrowers.

Jamia Millia Islamia (JMI) has revoked the suspension of at least 10 students who were penalised for allegedly participating in protests on campus. However, the students have been asked to sign a ...

OpenAI has launched 'OpenAI Academy,' a free online resource offering AI education for all skill levels, including workshops, ...

On January 22, Andrew Nettels spent the morning onboarding for his Honors Program role with the Department of Justice. Later that day, an email put his future on hold. The third-year law student at ...

There’s a lot of economic uncertainty as President Trump’s tariffs start going into effect. Here’s how to boost your savings.

Palestinian protests last year, sued the Trump administration this month over actions aimed at student protesters.

A winning background is what also led to the Gophers hiring of P.J. Fleck as head football coach and Bob Motzko as men’s ...

America makes the best fighter jets. Even a half-century-old model no longer purchased by the United States military proved so popular ...

The start of April signals many things for different spring sports college teams. It's the heart of the season for baseball and softball teams, BC tennis and swim teams are aiming at conference finals ...

In addition to his resume as an activist and host ... The Loyolan will distribute special First Amendment Week T-shirts to the first 200 students in attendance. Bobbleheads will also be distributed to ...

When asked to picture a sorority girl, most people tend to conjure the same mental image: a blonde, sun-tanned 19-year-old ...