Why do melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe. If you’re a fan of corny jokes, that’s what you would call a certified knee-slapper. Simple one-liners, quirky dad jokes ...

I also believe in the adage that as soon as you become a dad, it is your duty to tell the corniest jokes in the world and ... and Dad answers, “About 10 inches.” Someone asks if Mom is around ...

Corny, punny and family friendly, dad jokes may not be the wittiest form of humor, but they have a major place in Gary Larson's heart, and the hearts of his readers. Here are the 10 funniest dad ...