According to Penn Medicine, the ideal poo hue can be found on your phone. “Think of the poop emoji. Your poop should be that colour — brown,” experts advise. If a peek at your work has ...

It's not the poo emoji, that's poo, I need a clean fart noise ... “The dormant adolescent in me wants to try the poop button at least once with a trusted friend who won’t disown me for ...

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