You should celebrate your wife every day, of course! But her birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind her just how much ...

Happy birthday to your wife! That is, your sweet, wonderful, funny, smart, loving, beautiful and endlessly fascinating wife.

There it lies. The blank caption box. The empty drugstore greeting card. The unfilled note section on your flower order. Glaring back and taunting you for a sentimental, tear-jerking birthday message.